a virgin story... :D

The virgin girl is on the phone and
asks her boyfriend to come over and
have
dinner with her parents. Since this is
such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she
would like to go out and make love for
the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has
never had sex before, so he takes a
trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it's his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy
for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to
the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer, with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his
head down, the girlfriend leans over
and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no
idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I
had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."